MY FAVORITE
EPITAPHS
The following are from graveyards in England:
Please e-mail your favorite epitaph for addition to this tomb of tombstones
RIP
Here lies an Atheist
All Dressed Up
With Nowhere to go!
Here lies
Danin Willing
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Death Will'd That Willing
Here Should Lie
Although Unwilling He To Die
John Brown
the dentist
1849 - 1896
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Stranger!
Approach this spot with gravity
John Brown is filling his last cavity.
(John Brown Son)
John Brown II.
1872-1936
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Here Lies Dentist Brown
In The Biggest Cavity
He ever filled.
Christopher Tryp
1799 - 1832
Here lie the remains of poor
Christopher Tryp
The rest of him couldn't be found:
He sat on a powder cask, smoking his pipe,
while the wind blew the ashes around.
JOHN FLYE
1842 - 1912
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Here Doth Lie The Body Of John Flye
Who Did Die By The Stoke
Of A Sky Rocket
Which Hit Him In The Eye Socket
MORGAN TILL
1847-1903
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Here lies an editor!
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In mercy, Kind providence, Let him lie still!
He lied for his living: SO
He lived while he lied:
When he could not lie longer,
He lied down and died.
